Jake eccleston

a small or unusually tiney penis of the human descent

i heard he has a jake eccleston no girl will want him now

by skdlggvh November 28, 2011

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Jake Paul

a cunt ass bitch that makes clickbait for his 9 year old viewers.

me: bro how did you get cancer?
friend: i watched jake paul

by screwjakepaulers September 1, 2018

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Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.

(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...

by Viv283 March 5, 2012

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