Ultra Instinct

Evading a question with perfection without having the questioner notice you evading that question.
Dodging questions like how goku dodged kefla and jiren when using ultra instinct.

Steve: hey man did you do that assignment already.
BIll: hey this is just a rumor but i heard that Tom did Stacy.
Steve : no way dude i always thought Stacy was a Thot but with Tom
Bill: dude i know right. Well See ya later!
*Bill walks away
Stefanie: Hey Steve did Bill already finish the assignment
Steve: Hey! he pulled a fast one on me that son of a gun.
Stefanie: did he went Ultra Instinct or something dumbass

by Nigger Ball Z February 13, 2018

Paternal Instincts

A man's natural and pre-planned action for the safety and protection of his offsprings.

He immediately jumped in the river to save his daughter from drowning as his paternal Instincts kicked in.

by Jaip October 18, 2018

Scuba Instructor

A person who teaches the art of Scuba (a veriation of teabagging). The Scuba Instructor will typically be a smug & insecure male, below average height, desperate to insert his testicles into the mouths of as many people as possible. Scuba Instructors are usually hired by mistake by people trying to learn diving, but end up learning how to fill the mouths of others with their balls. Scuba Instructors therefor usually only work in the job on a temporary basis until work dries up, returning to their real career in shame.

I'm going to become a Scuba Instructor so I can get paid to teach people how to stuff their balls into the mouths of others!

by FatFreddie75 December 4, 2018

Troll Instinct

The insane instinct that drives people to troll others on the internet. Will often make people do or say things online they’d otherwise never do in real life.

Some guy: What possessed you to berate that person

Troll: just feeding my troll instinct

by Itdrtyndere April 8, 2019

private Instagram meme page

A private account on Instagram that posts either memes form 2010 or sponsers, and nothing else. They often have thousands of followers because they pay other Instagram meme pages to shout them out, or they own other Instagram meme pages and they shout them selves out.

that's such a private Instagram meme Page.
I can't belive I'm following a private Instagram meme page.

by TheNotSoSmart1 November 14, 2019

Maricopa Institute of Technology

On the outside it looks nice and proper. The moment you step inside, that feeling goes away. Just because there is fancy uniforms, doesn't mean we're fancy. We ghetto asfffffff. The seniors are hot, well some of them. No ones foundation matches and these hoes be caking that shit on too. There's drugies. Sports suck. We hate ourselves. Many single people.

"Damn, he's hot, he must go to Maricopa Institute of Technology"

by simpBoiHours February 12, 2020

Dominos instincts

The instinct of a dominos driver allowing them to drive at insane speeds getting your pizzas there on time

I ran the stop sign because my dominos instincts kicked in. It’s a life style

by Kyleeeeeeeè August 31, 2020