grass

touch it. now.

a green plant thingy eaten by animals for energy and food. also the bane of every hardcore gamer.

Dude 1: broo stop tryharding at this simple game
Dude 2: L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + yo mama
Dude 1: please for the love of god go touch grass now

by ProfessionalDumbass420 April 13, 2022

Grass

grass is very dangerous fluffy material "outside"

never touch Grass

by ZeGuyFromRobloxCalledNo_micGUy April 10, 2023

Grass

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by GoiseKiller July 20, 2022

Grass

Word used to describe a satisfying or pleasant vibe similar to "sick", "lit" and "dope".
Derives from the German word, "krass" which basically means unexpected or unusual but grass is easier in English.

Not to be confused with "touch grass" which means something else and used for a different context.

Dude, this cherry coke is grass!

by yoshiisfat January 8, 2024

giggly grass

Giggly grass otherwise known as pot,weed, ect. It is called this because weed can make people giggle or laugh at anything no matter how stupid an example would be you smoked giggly grass so you cant stop laughing at this definition

Joe: i smoked some weed and i cant stop laughing

Michael: shouldnt have smoked that giggly grass

by Lonely stoner666 May 5, 2018

Grass

Something only people without sanity touch

“Hey u wanna touch grass”

He died that day

by Read this to be gay January 10, 2023

Chair in the grass

People who likes to sit down alone and appreciate nature around them

"I'm tired of hanging out with friends. It is time to be a chair in the grass and listen to the trees rustling and birds chirping."

by ill-paid September 23, 2016