sub-human

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Hey there goes the sub-human right now, what a jackass.

by Big Brad the Dad August 25, 2004

human mattress

An act performed usually by two female strippers, with an observer. The observer lays on the floor, then the first stripper lays face up on the observers chest so that his head is pretty much between her legs. The 2nd stripper then lays face down 69 style on top and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the first stripper while the observer gets an up-close view.

Brad must have loved his bachelor party, those strippers gave him a human mattress

by Dragon887 December 17, 2007

human torch

A flaming queeny bastard fag. A gayfer who walks as if a giant rubber dong has been shoved deep into his nether regions where it still resides. (See also Johnny Storm)

Holy shit man, look at that queer ass bastard over there. He must be a human fucking torch!

by CassieCAT192000 October 18, 2003

human shield

some who is not a american redneck retard ,someone who stands up for the rights when they are oppressed and who belives in wht they are fighting for other than a homophobic war mongering piece of shit

look at the human shield stopping the russian tanks in hungary

by freedom fighter January 25, 2005

Cursed human

A human who is so cursed they live beyond the realm of normal society. They usually have very obscure habits and surround themselves with cursed energy. The reason for their existence is unknown and is great mystey which is probably not meant to be solved.

@atoolred is such a cursed human, he's so cursed we barley know anything about him

by 12FFEJ May 28, 2020

Human Cat

A person named mike who acts like a cat and preys on baseball dads

Baseball player: This human cat named mike had sex with my dad Bob and then made us feed him cabbage.

Baseball player 2: Oh he is my baseball coach he has autism, he runs around in the outfield when we are taking BP.

Baseball player 1: what a retard

by Johnny Big Mac 1215 August 9, 2021

Human Filth

Riley Sharp.

Riley Sharp is Human Filth.

by Riley Sharp February 7, 2022