1:The act of a hipster bitching about yet another ear-numbing topic, usually about how everyone else in the world is fake, ugly, and probably sleeps with donkeys.
2:A one-way ticket to Whiney Friendless Bitch Town. Population: you.
2:A one-way ticket to Whiney Friendless Bitch Town. Population: you.
"MAAHH! I SO GOT THE FRANS FERDINAND CD BEFORE YOU DID!"
"EW! WHY ARE THEY ON MAINSTREAM RADIO! I TOTALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE!"
"Please die. Now."
"EW! WHY ARE THEY ON MAINSTREAM RADIO! I TOTALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE!"
"Please die. Now."
by EFrye May 13, 2005
Get the Hipster bitchmug. someone who wears cheap, discount store clothes, loves cats and triangles and the Beatles, has a tumblr with a funny username, thinks it's cool to be a hipster
The cat shirt, triangle leggings, Beatles album in hand, and high rise shorts can only be a FAKE HIPSTER!
by macarooni September 7, 2012
Get the fake hipstermug. much like a farmers tan, but is from either a long sleave or a wife beater. v-necks are also acceptable markings.
ex. either just hands or full arms will be tan. often with a v-neck.
ex. either just hands or full arms will be tan. often with a v-neck.
"did you see charlesworths hipster tan?"
"yeah, he looks like he has dirty hands"
"man brandon your you ook like you stitched some one elses arms on you."
"yeah i got a bad hipster tan"
"yeah, he looks like he has dirty hands"
"man brandon your you ook like you stitched some one elses arms on you."
"yeah i got a bad hipster tan"
by jeffery lucille July 10, 2009
Get the hipster tanmug. a hipster who thinks they're better than everyone else because they recycle. often lectures other people on the environment without any valid information to back up their claims.
person1: "sally has turned into such an eco-hipster, i can't even talk with her anymore"
person2: "I know. the other day she lectured my for an hour about the oil spill, and then asked me to drive her the 3 blocks to the bus stop."
person2: "I know. the other day she lectured my for an hour about the oil spill, and then asked me to drive her the 3 blocks to the bus stop."
by krapart June 29, 2010
Get the eco-hipstermug. The act of gathering a group of friends together to track, hunt down, and humiliate hipsters. As you all know, the hipster phenom is sweeping the country more rapidly by the day. Facebook was far too conformist so they seceded to a website where hipster social networking is king - Tumblr. Rebelling against parents, listening to bands whose singers sound like their brains are hemorrhaging, bad-mouthing hot chicks who want talk to them, wearing the same flannel shirt for weeks, not washing their hair - all traits that a hipster is often linked (but not limited) to.
So do the world a favor, call up your buddies, grab a couple cases of beer, get out there and go give these self-righteous tools something that's actually worth crying about!
So do the world a favor, call up your buddies, grab a couple cases of beer, get out there and go give these self-righteous tools something that's actually worth crying about!
Realistic Person 1: Dammit I'm so sick of Derrick's gay ass bandanna and his shitty band.
Realistic Person 2: Sounds like somebody's ready for a good ol' fashion hipster hunt!!!
Realistic Person 2: Sounds like somebody's ready for a good ol' fashion hipster hunt!!!
by mtxajw24 December 15, 2011
Get the hipster huntmug. a karmic flu-like epidemic that plagues only individuals with high levels of pretension (in most cases, said pretensions are music-related).
The last reported outbreak occurred in San Francisco in June of 2009.
The last reported outbreak occurred in San Francisco in June of 2009.
FIXED-GEAR BIKE RIDER #1: I'm working 40 hours this week at my independently-owned-and-operated fair-trade coffee shop on Valencia St this week. Not to mention the paper I have to write contrasting Sartre and Camus for my French Existentialism class. I absolutely cannot afford to contract hipster flu!
FIXED-GEAR BIKE RIDER #2: oh man, you better start listening to some Donna Summer non-ironically!
FIXED-GEAR BIKE RIDER #2: oh man, you better start listening to some Donna Summer non-ironically!
by Streisand June 19, 2009
Get the hipster flumug. by the coventry kids November 12, 2009
Get the Hipster Griftermug.