70’s rock hippie

an evolved hippie moving away from the Beatles and onto eagles and Kansas and Boston and Pink Floyd and shit like that

“My grandpa listens to Pink Floyd and he’s a 70’s rock hippie”

by diknbaus March 9, 2025

Hippie

Hippie, a person who lives to appropriate Indigenous culture.

Killing off sage, smoking weed, making non authentic native designed products for a profit and calling it boho.

Also hating Native Americans for not letting them steal their culture.

See also Boho Colonizer Yt

Person 1: Let's make some "native inspired" jewelry and sell them, then tell the natives to fuck off when they call us out on it!
Person 2: Hell yeah, we'll sell them 10x the amount they do too so we can make a huge profit!!!
Person 3: These hippies are assholes

by MkWhess November 25, 2019

Hippie-nap

Instead of stealing someone,They hippie-nap them.
Someone who wants to travel and escape whatever they are in for a life of freedom.

I want to hippie-nap you from your destructive house.

by VOLDEMORTT February 13, 2017

hippie cheese

When something, like a piece of cheese, is constantly cut by the law of infinite halfs, whereby anyone who takes a piece of cheese does not take the last piece, no matter how small. Thus avoiding the guilt of taking the last piece.

"Woah man, that hippie cheese is getting kind of small, now I've got all cracker and no cheese!"

by Wtnt123 October 22, 2017

Hippies

possibly the grimiest people on this earth, they usually tend to have pimples

hippies are so gross! GRIMY

by GrossHippies.Net September 17, 2017

Music hippy

An insecure dickhead who brags about listening to old music and bashes everyone else's music.

Dylan- Yo man did u hear kanye is gunna drop a new album? It gunna be fire!
John- No and i dont care. You and your stupid rap music. I listen to real music like the beatles and Led Zeppelin. Modern day music sucks.
Dylan- Damn nigga chill its just music. And i dont fucking care that you listen to old music bruh. Stop bashin my shit for no reason. You like a music hippy or some shit.

by Dylan_slimshady August 22, 2017

Hippie

Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.

Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.

Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.

by Kentuckywoman082 December 21, 2021