harry o'potter

irish version of a certain idiotic wizard. uses a pint of guinness in place of a wand and a giant potato as a broomstick. more likely to want to play Scrabble or darts than quiditch.

"oh to be sure to be sure i'll play darts! quidditch? feck off ya weird bearded focker!"

by failure33object April 23, 2005

Harry Fistinger

The act of inserting the fist into a female's vaginal region who hasn't shaved her pubic hair in months.

Janelle relaxed on the sofa as her boyfriend welcomed her babyhole to a Harry Fistinger.

by Felkon March 30, 2010

harry pit

A rare form of marijuana, typically found around campfires.

Man, that was some good harry pit.

by SlvrCrk January 18, 2010

Harry Marry

A woman with a gargantuan mustache who is amazing at anal sex and booty pops. Damn straight. (Her moan resembles a gorilla in labor)

Dude I totally fucked a harry marry last night! She looked like my grandma, and sounded like my dead dog.

by Doogletits April 4, 2011

harry melon

A Boy called Harry With A head mabye the size of a watermelon or mabye even a normal yellow melon.

Harry: hey guys Jim: You have Melon head Harry Melon

by chinkychonky June 13, 2010

Harry Murphy

Absolute lad, he is a cracking plur who always achieves the victory of all royales.

Hey look is that "Harry Murphy', he is such a cracking plur. He can have my children.

by Large Twat December 14, 2018

Harry's Dreams

They are all filled with crazy weird sexual fantasies that leave him needing to change his clothes every morning

Don't ask me about Harry's Dreams

by NoGodPlzNo December 17, 2018