sub-human

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Hey there goes the sub-human right now, what a jackass.

by Big Brad the Dad August 25, 2004

human mattress

An act performed usually by two female strippers, with an observer. The observer lays on the floor, then the first stripper lays face up on the observers chest so that his head is pretty much between her legs. The 2nd stripper then lays face down 69 style on top and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the first stripper while the observer gets an up-close view.

Brad must have loved his bachelor party, those strippers gave him a human mattress

by Dragon887 December 17, 2007

human torch

A flaming queeny bastard fag. A gayfer who walks as if a giant rubber dong has been shoved deep into his nether regions where it still resides. (See also Johnny Storm)

Holy shit man, look at that queer ass bastard over there. He must be a human fucking torch!

by CassieCAT192000 October 18, 2003

human shield

some who is not a american redneck retard ,someone who stands up for the rights when they are oppressed and who belives in wht they are fighting for other than a homophobic war mongering piece of shit

look at the human shield stopping the russian tanks in hungary

by freedom fighter January 25, 2005

Human Experience

The journey

" What are you looking for on Hing." H replied "the complete human experience"

by hakanoodles March 7, 2021

human pouch

An all purpose storage location within all humans. Generally used by video game characters with large inventories

A: Dude, where did that gun go?
B: Shit A dawg, mans dun put it in his human pouch, yo
A: Word

by Ace Rodgers December 25, 2007

Human Pancake

Is a person who is so fat that they appear to be a pancake. Extremely, monstrously obese. A huge pancake expanse of flesh.

I saw a human pancake yesterday. Nasty!

by Yourmomgay69696969696969 May 14, 2018