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smash the glass

When you have finally had enough of a situation, people or a place of work and you realize that it's time to leave or retire before you do something drastic. You want to retire before you "smash the glass". Going peacefully on your own terms before you reach that breaking point where adrenaline and hulk like strength overcome you.
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I have to get the hell out of this place before I smash the glass!!
by Garbal42 May 13, 2021
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fag-nifying glass

A tool used by the Greek god Priapus that rings when it identifies a homosexual. Also known as "holy tool no. 002"
"I used my fag-nifying glass to discover his true orientation."
by Kermit364131 August 10, 2021
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Eggs Onda Glass

Squatting on or over a glass top or plexiglass table and pinching a juicy, steamy turd on top while some sick and twisted bastard anxiously watches from underneath for the splashdown.
My girlfriend treated me to eggs onda glass last night braaaaahhhh. It was a curler.

I couldn’t pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021
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face pressed against glass

When someone presses their face against glass/window. People sometimes press their face against glass so they can make funny faces since you can see your face getting squished on the other side.
He looks funny when he's got his face pressed against glass.
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JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS

JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS

Rock chip repair, Auto Glass and Heavy Equipment replacement! FREE mobile service! 30+ years of service to the East Texas area!"
by Your bob August 30, 2022
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Wisconsin Shot Glass

a Wisconsin shot glass is when you insert cheese into the anus with your choice of alcohol and drink it.
My wife and I did 4 Wisconsin shot glasses in a row.
by jack_fb ttv February 17, 2023
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throw a stone in a glashouse

A Swedish term you telling someone to not blame another person for their actions when they do the same thing themselves.
"-Why didn't he use the blinker when he changed lane?
-Hey, don't throw a stone in a glashouse now."
by Cocaininyourvein May 15, 2016
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