i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass

by the answers you need April 7, 2023

coup de grass

Da final status of an argument from a teenager about not wanting to mow da lawn.

If yer parents decide to have ya do a little yard-work, ya should know right off da bat dat it's not gonna do any good to whine or protest about it --- it'll always be da "coup de grass" --- i.e., ya'll still hafta do said landscaping in da end, no matter how loudly ya wail about it.

by QuacksO July 7, 2024

Grass

Something only people without sanity touch

“Hey u wanna touch grass”

He died that day

by Read this to be gay January 10, 2023

Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.

Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass

by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023

giggly grass

Giggly grass otherwise known as pot,weed, ect. It is called this because weed can make people giggle or laugh at anything no matter how stupid an example would be you smoked giggly grass so you cant stop laughing at this definition

Joe: i smoked some weed and i cant stop laughing

Michael: shouldnt have smoked that giggly grass

by Lonely stoner666 May 5, 2018

Quantum Chicken Soup Grass Big Chungus

量子チキンスープグラ ス チュングス; Japanese gibberish that makes sense when read in English.

"量子チキンスープグラ ス チュングス !"
(translation: Quantum Chicken Soup Grass Big Chungus)

".....what?"

by anonymous December 26, 2023

Grass-fed Cow

A woman who is naturally thick, strong, and well-built—like she’s been raised on real food and hard work, not processed nonsense. She ain’t no fast food snack—she’s a whole farm-to-table entrée. Muscles, curves, and attitude all in one juicy package. Think curves, power, and presence. She’s healthy, hearty, and holds it down.

“Bro, did you see her? That’s a grass-fed cow right there—thick in all the right places.”

by SoggySpaghetti June 4, 2025