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perosn 1: god don’t exist bbg
by ryleeeeb February 29, 2020
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In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
God is almighty
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What Christians believe is in our hearts, floating above the clouds. The entity that has created life. The entity that has created love as we know it.

A deity that, once you really think about it, is an asshole.
Billions of living beings die every day. Then, they are instantly forgotten. What kind and loving god would do that?
by sirdefenition June 1, 2017
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A guy who wears a fast food uniform and still looks cool.
Praise our god for this $5 MEAL!
by Doofles the Boofles September 7, 2016
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Does not exist, he's one fucked up bitch.
OMG I prayed so many fucking times to you God you old prune juice drinking bitch.
by Rogue Zombie YT May 30, 2018
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Yo, do you worship god?
Nah man, I don't worship abstract notions created by humans
by YoMamaIsAThot May 20, 2019
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by LuckySandvich September 4, 2018
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