Internet Goblin

A person who spends most of their time using the internet with malicious intent.

Fred does not have many friends because he is an internet goblin.

by Dark_Shark925 January 15, 2024

mog goblin

A person who can’t stop mogging no matter how much you try and get them to stop.

“Holy shit Bro can you stop mogging for 2 seconds. Your being a mog goblin!”

by ASAPpinneaple May 15, 2024

Goblin Punch

Goblin Punch is a modified form of the sexual maneuver "Donkey Punch".

Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"

"I Goblin Punched my wife last night, and I think she is going to take the week off of work because of it. I feel like she never really recovered from that."

by GoblinPuncher July 15, 2022

Goblin Mode

Goblin mode refers to a state of being where someone embraces laziness, sloppiness, or self-indulgence without concern for social norms or expectations. It's about being unapologetically yourself, even if that means being a bit of a mess.

“I’m going full goblin mode this weekend—staying in pajamas, binge-watching shows, and eating junk food all day.”

by YkMatt August 21, 2024

goblin cockie

a fan of the band known as "Goblin Cock"

or a masochist

That dude is totally a Goblin Cockie

by tarljohnson1 August 24, 2023

Green goblin

Sour four loko it will get you flying

Guy one: “I just drank two green goblins tonight
Guy two: now I gotta pick you up off the floor

by The crusader June 26, 2023

hopscotch goblin

a term bisexuals use against other problematic bi people

"person1" I hate lesbians'

'person2' girl you are a hopscotch goblin, always jumping from pussy dick dick pussy dick when even tho you lookin that . pick a side bitch your literally a f@g

by skreksdumpster_jck March 10, 2021