Garret

Cute until he opens his mouth. Rude, won't get over his exes, goes after ugly air heads he can easily manipulate, rude, will lie to your face, just an all around total douche bag.

Person A: what happened with Garret?
Person B: he led me on and I saw him with an ugly big nosed girl
Person B: Sounds like Garret!

by Wiggleswag June 27, 2016

Garrison Goggles

in the military we suffer from something called "Garrison goggles" the longer you're in garrison the better ugly/fat chicks look...total loss of standards...sanity....dignity, hope...

See also: <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+goggles">Beer Goggles</a>

Garrison Goggles: A Man afflicted with Garrison Googles will hit on any girl in sight no matter what she looks like, at the expense of his pride, self respect, and self esteem.

by sanjit_ September 26, 2008

Garrett

The fruitiest booty you will ever see, really attracted to teams that either A. Aren't contenders or B. Dont exist. Main interests are Pissing everyone off and getting dicked down by his friend.

Garrett we should hang out hoe

by Blanketflunky8 October 29, 2017

Gabriel

A black guy who usually goes for white girls because of society. A Gabriel will usually be the only black guy you'll see in the entire school. Laughs at racist jokes and let's you say the n word but puts," blm" in his bio. Definitely isn't "woke" If he's a white Gabriel, then he's extremely racist but gets upset when anybody brings up his race. A Gabriel loves sports and loves to eat. Has a George Lopez head and likes dogs. Has a lot on his shoulder and cries when he's mad.

Person 1-" Did you see Gabriel the other day?"

Person 2-" Yeah, that Gabriel needs to slow down and just breath for once. "

by Himederee December 27, 2017

Gabriel

The name of someone who likes thicc bitches and sometimes thicc naked men

oh look at gabriel looking a thicc guys without me

by Yeager is gay June 17, 2018

Garrett

A kid with such bad eyesight that he can’t see much unless it’s like 8000% magnification. He’s also trash at video games and plays fortnite and apex

Garrett is so blind he couldn’t even see something right in front of him

by Tylard March 28, 2019

Garrett

Garret is fucking retarded and he has a Schmidt and a square head. His favorite game is Minecraft because he looks like Steve the noob from Minecraft. Garrett is also gay and he sucks dick as he is a male.

Garrett is fucking retarded

by Jdndbfhejsnf May 31, 2019