greasy baltimore

Covering a girl's ass in olive oil and repeatedly smacking it with a paddle while you piss in her throat.

Did you give the receptionist a Greasy Baltimore? She looks like she has had trouble walking and throwing up all day.

by Your Pal12 September 27, 2013

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Greasemonkey 3 way

- when a husband and wife (or couple) sucks up to, flirts with, or fawns over the local auto mechanic to encourage better customer service, favors or discounts

- any effort utilizing gifts, compliments, or flirting by 2 people to encourage an auto mechanic to provide preferential treatment to them and their cars

the phrase is often combined as a hashtag #greasemonkey3way

My '93 Ford Taurus needed a new transmission. Luckily my wife and I gave the mechanic a greasemonkey 3 way and he was willing to stay late and get it done before our trip to Chicago the next day. He rotated the tires for free, too!

by The Poobah October 25, 2013

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Related Words

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Greaseball bastard

A punk, brat, bitch who doesn't have purpose in life, with low IQ and thinks they're "hood"

"Damn, that greaseball bastard is drivin' me nuts"

by Mato333 June 16, 2018

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Greasy cunt

If u haven't washed ur hair in weeks congrats ur a greasy cunt if you have brown hair blue eyes and freckles YOURE A GREASY CUNT

Greasy cunts try to flip their hair back but fail cause the greasewon't co operate

A:omg ew her hair is like a Lego mans head that's how u kno she hasn't washed it in weeks
B:yeah IKR greasy cunt

by Honeycombbiscuit October 16, 2018

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