Friendship

Is magic. Something I don't have.

MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC DAMMIT

by bluuskkye77 September 23, 2018

Friendship handjob

When you love your friend and want to show them how much you love them through physical connection.

Hey mate, I love you bro. Want a friendship handjob?

by Emscarily January 9, 2019

friendship plus

Friendship plus means a situationship, where you just fuck but don't even love each other.

Girl 1: Are you a Virgin?
Girl 2: No, I have been having a friendship plus with Jason.

by 1337Otto July 21, 2019

Friendshit

when you're talking to your long-distance SO or friend while sitting on the toilet, and they're also talking to you from the toilet.

person1: can you send me that picture of your cat again? I didn't save it last time.

person2: yeah hold on I'm taking a shit, and the pic is on my computer
person1: oh damn really? I'm taking a shit too!
person2: I wonder if this is our first friendshit *thinking emoji*

by scptrash963 August 19, 2019

friendship carrot

When two friends with gauged ears shove a baby carrot though their ear holes in an act of friendship

did you see Sarah and Scotty have friendship carrots?

by wowdkffjdjjdekdkcjdhsahsjfkfls December 1, 2019

Friends

The people who you annoy the most and get it right back. "Friends" are the species that you never thought you would like until you met them. Most of the time you don't talk to them outside of the event you do together

"omigod, look!" I whispered to my dad. "Those are... Friends!"

"Why don't you talk to them? my dad asked.
"Uhhh… I'm a hypocrite. But so are my "Friends"

by Command C Command V December 10, 2019

Friends

The worst Tv show and or sitcom ever created, the absolute epitome of not trying in film industry anymore

Man:”what show do you have on right now”
Man 2:” it’s Friends

by Urmum69oo October 19, 2019