fudge picking

To pick feces out of another's anus.

I went fudge picking in this girl last night and there was already some sperm in there too... fml...

by scizoroark October 26, 2014

Making Fudge

A more friendly way to say you’re taking a crap

Boss: “ Why were you in the bathroom for 30 minutes ? You should be working .
You: “ Sorry sir I was making fudge.”

by Davidfudgemaster July 23, 2023

Fudge

The hottest nigga that isn’t black and pulls all the thick white girls in Dodgen Middle school and has a shlong. He is Indian tho

Yesterday, Fudge fucked everyone in the school.

by Gghhnbvfffgnn April 17, 2019

Fudge Banana

A sex move involving two or more individuals where one of them proceeds to cut off the tip of a banana and sexually glide it into their ass while squeezing it from the peel. Then the banana will be will be shat out from the anus into the the expectantly awaiting persons gaped mouth thus creating the fudge banana.

Ah man, my girl kept begging me to give her that fudge banana all night last night.

by MegaBitchMillions April 28, 2019

fudge wax

When you stick your finger in your but before you give someone a wet willy.

I gave Billy the nastiest fudge wax ever.

by Greenman2000 June 18, 2018

fudge smears

An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.

These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...

by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017

fudge-puck

The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.

Dude... I hope she didn't eat any corn today, chewy fudge-pucks are gross.

by aintnobumblebee January 17, 2011