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Friendship

(Noun)
1. the action of one liking another's Facebook status solely to avoid the status creator's social awkwardness of which would make such creator become a loner
2. a job (see 1.) in which one friend does not need to request another of doing so, but is simply done instinctively
3. the official standing of being more than 'Facebook friends'
Person 1: "Hey, can you like my Facebook status? No one else has"
Person 2: "Already done"
Person 1: "This is what friendship is"

1. Our friendship is so much more than just online buddies now
2. That status was so weird but I liked it anyway #friendship
3. My innate reaction to your Facebook status was to like it straight away because you're my friend
by Cadbury Fan December 4, 2013
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friendworkers

people you work with who are also your friends both at work and outside of work
I'm going to eat lunch with my friendworkers
by rkn2010 February 25, 2014
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Friendie

A picture taken with another person or a group of people. One of the people in the picture is the one taking the picture.

Opposite of a selfie. Proves you do have friends.

You can see the person taking the picture, outstretched arm or they may appare closer to the camera.
Tom: Hey everyone let's do a friendie!!
by lcdwhittxo April 30, 2014
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Fried Squirrel

A fart gone awry; an intention to release flatulence, and unintentionally poop your pants.
"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".

"Why?"

"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"

"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"

"Well, you did. You did"
by Diet Sun Drop June 1, 2014
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Friedchickenisha

A greasy black lady that is always in some chicken joint. Always has something to say about chicken and always has fried chicken crumbs on her.
that lady is such a Friedchickenisha, put down the chicken bowl Friedchickenisha.
by Sean Lebron April 13, 2016
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fried cunt

A person who takes a lot of illegal drugs
Oi ya fried cunt
by Dodgy mate bruh June 17, 2016
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FriendFuck

Fucking one of your friends just once, only to never have any sexual content ever again.
by The Adjonasis June 16, 2016
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