decrepid monkey fist

The act of fapping to often which ultimately leads your hand into a deformed monkey fist shape

yo.. i was home alone all weekend... ANNNNND, now im left with this decrepid monkey fist

by intheface December 8, 2009

TWO FISTED DICK

Someone who terrorizes bald men on the highway.

Bald man driving down the road gets bottled in by a truck. Two fisted dick behind bald man's vehicle blows horn, threatens violence.

by DARIN SMITH November 22, 2006

Fist Deep In Puma

When you stick your entire fist into a girl's vagina.

At first I was fingering her, and then before I knew it I was fist deep in puma!

by Araspion October 20, 2008

Saudi fist fight

Physical resistance on the part of a victim being murdered by a gang of assailants.

The assailants would have preferred that the journalist had remained quiet while being murdered, but the journalist started a Saudi fist fight instead.

by Motown Philly October 20, 2018

The Double Fisted Johnson

Both fists in, up to the elbow. Nuff said.

I'm really hankering for The Double Fisted Johnson'

by Dr. D F Johnson November 30, 2010

double fisted doom

Quote: "It's when you take one shot of doom, and u chase it with another shot of doom." taking these 11-12 shots at once will make ur nite into a memorable one. Whether u end up in detox, naked under a bridge with a hairy middle aged man who cant speak english, or in a crib with deef looking over you, the double fisted doom will designate you "a man".

HOLY SHIT! that double fisted doom hit me like getting ur pubes ripped off...damn

by deef remington November 7, 2007

Stinky Fist Bump

When two guys fist a girl, one fisting her vagina, the other fisting her butthole. The fists then meet up in the middle. Forming a fist bump.

Bro, me and Daquan gave LeeAnne a stinky fist bump last night. I got the ass unfortunately.

by TBreck March 7, 2015