DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.

by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021

sick yoga feet

The what? The Rats!

The Food water.

So

So?

What a So

Yeah

The definition is having really really really skinny legs
and then when the food is together with the leg there’s water inside like

then when you stand like this, you stand like this

no that’s it thank you

He really had some nasty “Yoga Feet”

I went to yoga this morning and I thought I was gonna have the most peaceful hour of lent life which i needed
and when i entered the room ai saw two bobbly wobbly doubly “sick yoga feet”
and it turned my world upside down.

by Rockette Morton June 23, 2024

Slap Feet

Type of humiliation. What it means in Italy, " You're mine now."

Slap Feet- (action/verb) Someone's feet are exposed, or put up on a desk and you slap them. An impolite way to move someone's feet and insult them at the same time, because they should know manners.

by Shilajit4321 October 2, 2023

Feet

a device for being tickled

that girl just tickled my feet

by A person 23 July 8, 2021

Porn Feet

A condition where people are born with feet where each toe is longer than the other from the pinkie to the big toe in an ascending direction. Feet like this are accentuated especially when the big toe sticks out like a sore thumb. These feet are called porn feet because in most porn videos the actors always happen to have these kinda feet. Hence…porn feet.

Jake has porn feet

Alyssa has a foot fetish and only dates men with porn feet.

by lilacgirl97 February 18, 2024

orange feet

You a dirty little hoe

If you 13-16 & pregnant you apart of the orange feet

by Kirsten cox June 26, 2017

zyair big feet

has a big shoe size such as size 11's or12's

zyair big feet are hard to find a shoe for

by big shoe size March 14, 2022