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beef farts

That putrid and horrific meaty stink that only the lengthy digestive breakdown of beef can yield.
His beef farts were nauseatingly rank and hung in the room for what seemed like hours.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 24, 2019
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Click-Fart

The smallest fart you can do, which usually results in a small click noise and a repugnant odour.
"What was that, then?!"
"Chill, it was only a click-fart"
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coop fart

It's when you cuff your hand and then you fart in it, and then you put your cuffed hand in someone's face
by Mr. Burgess February 22, 2008
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Aqua Fart

The only kind of fart that is visible to the naked eye, usually spotted in the bath tub, swimming pool, or other body of water. If done in a steaming hot bath tub, the smell is intensified.
Mom, Jimmy just laid an Aqua Fart in the bath tub!
by No Amnesty October 7, 2007
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Fart Fetish

When a person is sexaully aroused by the sound and smell of a fart especially in the opposite gender.
"I have a fart fetish. Can you fart on me??"
by Willypoofarty October 17, 2019
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Cup-A-Fart

When you place a cupped hand over your asshole & fart in it, then place cupped hand over an unsuspecting persons face.
Mike will report me to HR if I give him another Cup-A-Fart.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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Fart Star

Noun: Fart Star (fährt-stär)

A large amount of flatulence with a minimum of a 0.05 solar mass, that collapses in upon itself and ignites into a ball of stinky plasma.

Contrary to popular belief methane which would be incapable of becoming a star on its own is actually a minimal ingredient in a fart. A fart mainly consists of Nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and Hydrogen which given enough could in fact condense in upon itself and ignite into a star.
According to science it's theoretically possible for a fart star to come out of your ass.
by Human Overth June 18, 2011
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