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fake ed

An eating disorder which somebody came up with for attention, but fits into the way they want their made up disorder to sound because they don't have a real eating disorder. Similar to {wannarexia}.
Emily: Hannah, do you want to eat these peas?
Hannah: No! I have an eating disorder I can't have that... But I'll have that chocolate over there.
Gen: You have a such a fake ed, Hannah.
by Deelyliah June 11, 2016
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Fake One For The Team

To pretend to have fun at a boring event where everybody else seems to be having a blast

(Also useful during orgies when you can't orgasm but but want your partners to feel good about themselves)
I was sober at the reception and missing my girlfriend. Needless to say, I faked one for the team.

Maybe I should consider a monogamous relationship. I keep having to fake one for the team at all those Furry parties.
by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016
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Fake-Out-Make-Out

1. Noun; The act of pretending to make out with someone, or another sexual act.
"Your girlfriend got a good sense of humor?"
"Yeah."
"We just fake-out-make-out
by TheCoolKiwiBird September 8, 2016
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Fake

Something or someone who isn't real.
"emani is so fake to me"
by Mikayla amazing November 19, 2016
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fake net

A term useful for describing anything fabricated on the Internet including reviews, news, and stories.
Fake net is companies writing their own product reviews
Fake net is buying followers to boost an audience
Fake net is platform users such as Facebook or Twitter creating false narratives and news or linking to outdated information that is no longer relevant or accurate
by Ahoymehearties March 28, 2017
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fake

Dude that Nicki Minaj girl is so fake!
by Buckaroony April 2, 2017
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Fake Chill

used to describe someone (many times a tumblr hoe) thay puts on a front that they are chill but is actually passive aggressive af; someone who is politically very liberal but socially very conservative; someone who has raging hatred towards conservatives and anything in the box yet is extremely into their insta aesthetic and what they wear (which usually looks like it came straight off of brandy melville)
Ella is so fucking fake chill. She freaked out on me for wearing Forever 21 because they underpay their workers, yet I saw her wearing a fur coat today.
by ginganinja11 June 8, 2017
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