dick fairy

A) A homosexual person; a member of the gay community

B) A person,usually considered to be a male, who is like the tooth fairy but likes dick instead of teeth. This person has probably sucked as many dicks as the tooth fairy has collected teeth. Hence, a dick fairy.

Don't let that kid hit the blunt. He's a fucking dick fairy!

by JhEf April 28, 2010

Fairy Bitch

One who ditches out on everything, and always has an lame excuse for why they can't come. They then also try to make plans later but do not pull through.

Why is he ditching out again and not coming? Well that is because he is a Fairy Bitch.

by Devils Advocit October 23, 2009

twat fairy

A fairy that comes once a girl loses her virginity, and only at night. She puts a dildo under her pillow.

Linda lost her virginity last week and got a black dildo from the twat fairy. Holy shit!

by shitdildoassmonsterdick December 22, 2008

Seatbelt Fairy

the sound, similar to tinkerbell-like ringing, a car makes alerting the driver that his/her seatbelt has not been fastened yet

Guy 1: "I usually don't buckle up if I know I'm only going to be the car for a second, but the damn seatbelt fairy wouldn't shut up, so I gave in"

Guy 2: "I actually don't mind it, she reminds when I'm danger."

Guy1: "True. Thanks Seatbelt Fairy!"

by swissarmyshark December 14, 2009

Fairfield

A South Western Sydney town. Fairfield (FF) is mostly populated by Assyrians, Asians, Lebos, Serbs, Polynesians, Spanish and most recently Sudanese people. FF is infamously known for its high street crime involving drugs, murders and stabbings. FF central business district primarily consists of two shopping centres (Neeta City & Fairfield Forum - both which are pretty shitty but handy if you dnt have a car).

The two most populated streets are Smart and Ware street however Fairfield dies out at about 5-6 pm and then 'The Cresent' (street where FF Railway station is located) is your only source of light in which the illigal gambling cafes or 'chaikhannas' and convinience stores stay open seemingly all night.

The main businesses that aligne the busy streets are as follows:
Tabacconist, Jewelry Store, Butcher, Chemist, Tobacconist, Jewelry Store, Butcher, Chemist ... Adult Shop

Be sure to visit the 'Chinese shops' during your stay (most of whom are probably not Chinese) as you can go in them for a laugh and come out with metal Australian dollar banks, cotton ear buds, bobby pins, scotch tape and fake mood rings.

Fairfield does pretty much suck but only people who live in Fairfield are allowed to say that. The people that need to point out that its a toilet are wannabe snobs who live 2 mins away somewhere in Smithfield.

FFresident1: haa cuzz, doesnt fairfield lick balls?

FFresident2: yeah but it isnt as shitty as auburn or granville

by Creamy-Goodness February 3, 2010

Fairview High School

Will always be better the Boulder High School. ALWAYS

"you know that Fairview High school is better then Boulder High School right?

DUH who doesnt know that?

by FHSfan January 25, 2011

Swamp Fairy

A person who is obsessed with theater to a fault. They live and breath theater, only communicate through musical lyrics, and are desperate to be the center of attention. They are also very touchy feely with each other. Most of them are outwardly sexual but in reality nothing more than teenage virgins with overactive sexual hormones and too many pimples to be integrated into regular society.

"Look at her singing those show tunes... wtf there is no musical right now!"
"She's a hardcore Swamp Fairy... You know, she was born in the swamp, lives in the swamp and will die in the swamp."

by J-youngmoneydawg April 6, 2010