Excalibur Face

a. Your face's automatic fall back for when something so stupid or annoying occurs, that you can't possibly roll your eyes fast enough to express your intense feelings of dislike

b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!

c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.

1.
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions

BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*

2.
Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!

3.
Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!

Guy: Wats Rule 34?...

Dude: Just hurry up and do it!

Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!

by cardboard box ninja September 24, 2010

Flutter Face

A cute girl that you could see yourself dating, but there is some major barrier. Such as age, height, or etc.

"Did you see that flutter face over there? She's been checking you out"
"Yeah, but she's a lot younger than me. It'd look like a creep bro"

"Did you see that flutter face over there? She's been checking you out"
"Yeah, but she's a lot younger than me. It'd look like a creep bro"

by Banff97 May 11, 2013

dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.

Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.

by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015

Coffee face

A definition for a person who looks like he/she drastically needs a few cups of coffee to wake up or keep himself/herself together.

Every monday he is such a coffee face whole day...

by Zurrus January 22, 2017

Dennis Faced

to be high beyond belief

" Dude, i was totally Dennis faced last night "

by Marquee 34683 February 11, 2010

Face Googling

When a person can't look you in the eyes, they just keep searching your face.

I wonder whats on my face. That asshole at the bar was face googling me the entire time.

by albyl December 25, 2009

Trump Face

(noun). When someone gratuitously adopts an “alpha face” consisting of lowered brows, narrowed eyes and a firmly set mouth, and ends up appearing pathetic instead.

It probably wasn't a good idea for Donald to go full Trump Face when holding that bible.

by Mdad28 June 12, 2020