Excalibur Face

a. Your face's automatic fall back for when something so stupid or annoying occurs, that you can't possibly roll your eyes fast enough to express your intense feelings of dislike

b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!

c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.

1.
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions

BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*

2.
Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!

3.
Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!

Guy: Wats Rule 34?...

Dude: Just hurry up and do it!

Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!

by cardboard box ninja September 24, 2010

Trump Face

(noun). When someone gratuitously adopts an “alpha face” consisting of lowered brows, narrowed eyes and a firmly set mouth, and ends up appearing pathetic instead.

It probably wasn't a good idea for Donald to go full Trump Face when holding that bible.

by Mdad28 June 12, 2020

Face Tunnel

In simple words: the mouth.

I made myself a delicious grilled cheese sandwich and inserted the masterpiece into my face tunnel.

by SassyTrencher January 31, 2015

Face Googling

When a person can't look you in the eyes, they just keep searching your face.

I wonder whats on my face. That asshole at the bar was face googling me the entire time.

by albyl December 25, 2009

face smashing

Another term for kissing.

Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.

by Delish900069 February 12, 2014

Breakup Face

How a girl looks after a breakup. distinctive because of the; lack of makeup, puffy eyes, messed up hair. Just a general not caring for how you look. Girls with breakup face will almost wear sweats and shuffle around in slippers. Breakup Face is usually followed by "I Need Attention" Face, the opposite of BUF girls will try to look as hot and dress as attractively as possible in an attempt to get a new guy.

Breakup Face:
Guy 1:Damn that girl has a serious case of Break up Face

Guy 2: Seriously but just wait a week or two, and then shell just out the yoga pants!!

by MrJad3d October 28, 2010

post face

A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face one gets immediately after ejaculating (post-coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)

Everyone in the music video jizz in my pants does the post face at least five times.

"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."

by Rafael13 September 12, 2011