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Church Penis

Someone who is possession of a Fila fanny pack. He often falls asleep in church. He is seen as a librarian hoe, a toe sucker, and a bitch.
by Churchalisous March 27, 2019
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Westboro Baptist Church

Even Bob and Larry would recommend you stay away from that homophobic hell.
Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?

Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11
by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021
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lingual church

part of the global church that speaks the same language
A lingual church in Sudan may work from English, Arabic, and Sudanese Arabic to translate the Bible into their own language.
by jag3773 July 14, 2023
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Church's Chicken

The absolute flavor. Like being the best.
The Church's Chicken slogan is "Bringin' That Down Home Flavor", they mean they are the best and most unique and real.
I look good! When we get to the club, I'm serving this Church's Chicken!
by luluknowsbest November 6, 2020
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Cain Church

Cain church is a 14 year old born march 28 2010 and lives in remsenburg-speonk new york. he is very jewish and gets made fun of every day for it. cain church was put on probation for three months for criminal mischief
by Cain Church December 5, 2024
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Wokesboro Baptist Church

The zealous devotion to wokeness including: public shaming, calling for job termination, harassing otherwise peaceful events, shouting over and disrupting rational counter arguments, demanding everything be viewed through the woke lens, etc.
Behavior otherwise attributed to Westbrook Baptist Church members
A: “What is up with Paul?? He was screaming I was ‘CisHet’ and clapping in my face to ‘Do. The. Work.’ What does that even mean?”
B: “He goes to the Wokesboro Baptist Church so he makes everything shitty. Just ignore him.”
by Pnw2mpls November 3, 2021
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reform The Church

to become a nihilist/anarchist/political shit disturber.
a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by either G-d or the Unforgivables?

student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and reform The Church?

professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists
by Sexydimma June 15, 2012
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