floor the place

Floor the place
When someone wants you to "floor the place" they want you to fuck them so hard they can't walk for a week

John wanted me to floor the place last night but I just wasn't ready.

Margret and Billy really floored the place last night, I could hear it from the room next to theirs!

by Fuck English language February 28, 2016

Floor Bum

(1)Sex toy. Moulded latex representation of female or male hindquarters, including orifices.
(2)Unfortunate situation.

"Don't go in there, Michael is sliding around on his floor bum again"
"John's pay cut is a real floor bum"

by Florbot October 8, 2016

Floor Carpet

A small section of carpet that is usually placed on top of a large and many times non-carpet floor. Otherwise known as: A rug.

Will you please clean the floor carpet for me?

by rasbowlincoln August 8, 2016

Floorbiotic

The beneficial (and invisible) live cultures that you receive when you eat stuff off the floor.

No one in my family ever gets sick. We've got strong immune systems developed over years of ingesting floorbiotics.

by sjbliv September 30, 2016

Floor Kisser

A Floor Kisser is someone who can not stop themselves from jumping on the floor in a multiple stories apartment.

Or

A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.

That Floor Kisser lads are causing havoc again last night!

Your ex-girlfriend was a Floor Kisser?

by FishHitTheFan April 20, 2017

Floor Donkey

A person crawling around on a dirty floor looking for a lost item.

Kat is clawing on the filth floor looking for a lost battery. That bitch is such a floor donkey!

by BEV April 20, 2017

floortje

Floortje, is A Dutch name for A girl who is A little ugly, but had A big mouth. Great in bed. She Will do you anywhere, even in public.

Is Floortje A great slut?

Yes.

THIS IS A JOKE THING TO JOKE YOUR BEST FRIEND X

by Julianisawhorevutiam February 25, 2017