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Excalibur Face

a. Your face's automatic fall back for when something so stupid or annoying occurs, that you can't possibly roll your eyes fast enough to express your intense feelings of dislike

b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!

c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.
1.
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions

BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*

2.
Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!

3.
Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!

Guy: Wats Rule 34?...

Dude: Just hurry up and do it!

Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!
by cardboard box ninja September 24, 2010
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Dooty Face

A person who always has a look on their face like they have to take a shit really bad
wow that Jerry has such a Dooty Face he must be an uptight prick
by zam1 July 15, 2009
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two-faced

Someone who claims that they have no connection or has a disdain for a certain person that a friendship group or community as deemed a "Prick". Even though they assure that you know that they find they repulsive, they still manage to hang out more than nemesis should, and make sure to post it on all their social media. Even with this concrete evidence of a friendship they deny all accusations, claiming it's short term and for personal gain instead of genuine friendship.
U fucking two-faced bitch hanging out with _____! I thought you hated him!
by FoxIsMyFursona November 15, 2017
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signshop face

The act of raising ones eyebrows as they look at and pass a co-worker as meaning to say "fuck off and do not stop me because i have somewhere to be thats more important than your matters." only at the signshop
leaky walks past kris and kris is looking at her as if hes about to say "hey, come here. i need your help."

leaky goes into stealth mode and immeadiately raises her eyebrows and shows her signshop face as to say "get off my jock you side-stepping cracker."
by turbo signshop December 18, 2009
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Cockslap Face

A girl so immensely pretty you just want to slap her face with your cock.
"How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."

"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."

"..."
by Volcanosaurus August 28, 2013
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wastie face

she definitely took advantage of the fact that you were drunk and wastie face
by deadlatte January 13, 2008
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couch face

the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch
Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
by hotgochu February 3, 2019
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