Edward Cullen

One of the main characters in Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. He is one of the vampires, or the "cold ones." He is hundreds of years old but says that he's 17...and has been 17 for a while. He is in love with Bella Swan and she also loves him. Edward can read people's minds, everybody's, except for Bella's. That's one of the main reasons he was first attracted to her. That, and her smell that he describes as, "my own personal brand of heroine." He sparkles in the sunlight, so his family tries to avoid it. Vampires in general drink human blood, but his family is "vegetarian." They survive on animal blood, but once in a while they have the temptation of drinking human blood. But most have learned not to. He is considered "perfect" in the minds of some teenage girls. He's just a character, but that's what teenagers do, they fantasize...and to all the haters: there's nothing wrong with that.

Bella: "I know what you are"
Edward Cullen: "Say it...Out loud!"
Bella: "Vampire..."
Edward Cullen: "Are you afraid?"
Bella: "No..."
Edward Cullen: "Then ask me the most basic question...What do we eat?"
Bella: "You won't hurt me..."
Edward Cullen: Grabs Bella's arm to show her how he sparkles...

by Proud Penelope May 14, 2011

edward cullen

edward cullen is a beautiful vampire specimen, known & lusted for by many. he is technically 109 years old, but remains the outlook of a 17 year old. he is the perfect, perfect guy to be with, but has only got eyes for the character bella swan in the Twilight Saga. there are many definitions for this vampire, but the haters who say he is a complete dickhead are guys who have self-esteem problems, cos their girlfriends are leaving them for Edward.
& the girls who hate him are just plain jealous.

Lisa: Jarred, i'm dumping you.
Jarred: WTF why ?
Lisa: edward cullen asked me out.
Jarred: OMG.. why????!!!! *goes and cries*
Megan: i don't get why the fuck everybody likes that dude.
(omg he asked LISA !!!)

by demetria_stannard. February 6, 2010

Edward Bado

and incredibly awesome person, who Allison loves beyond belief

"Edward Bado"

by Bwah! February 11, 2004

Edward's Buzzer

The best 3rd wave ska band. Totaly pwn Slip Restaurant. ;)

Edward's Buzzer gives me an erection.

by Ben Woodruff January 4, 2005

Emard

Emard is the act of telling someone else a load of bullshit. This is especially prevalent in the game of Scrabble in which people try to pass off words that they made up with a fake definition.

Joe: Grandtastic, thats 76 points plus a triple word score.

Andrew: You're full of emard, asshole.

by Mickey Donaldson February 11, 2009

edwardfreak

when a girl is in love with edward from twilight, girls who are not in love with him, or guys who just think its weird will call her a edwardfreak, or for short E-freak.

brett: hey did you see samantha today?
Mike: yeah she is such and E-FREAK
brett: edwardfreaks will rule the world one day.. i know it...
Mike: WTF?!?!

by michael:] May 2, 2009

Edward C

To refrain from acting on one's sexual instincts due to morality, fear, self-absorption or all of the above. A reference to the character Edward Cullen in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.

"Some say that teaching Edward C in schools doesn't work, and that Sex Ed is much more effective."

by ChristinaChristina February 6, 2010