Epic Beard Man

A fucking racist asshole that decided to pick on a poor black man just because of his race. When the man defended himself, he got a thrashing from the older man and required medical assistance. Police further investigated the story and found out that the elder man was on drugs and mentally unstable at the time. A sad sack of shit, poor excuse for a living being. Gives a bad name to white people, and perpetuates the idea that all black people are ignorant. One word: Obama.

He is epic as in Epic Fail Beard Man.

White supremacists, go fuck yourselfs.

EBM: I'm a 67 year old unstable racist asshole on drugs. I will beat you up because you are black. When you retaliate, I will kill you.

Black guy: What the fuck did you say about my race?
EBM: Shut the fuck up. *beats him up*
Black guy: you are sued. Didn't even kill me, haha racist ass hole. Enjoy your days in jail, retard.
EBM: Nooo I'm such a Nazi fucktard, why am I so fucking racist and stupid? I am not an epic beard man!

by Anonymous1610 September 18, 2010

Epicicity

Something one would say in order to emphazize the greatness of something, as in the importance of an objest or figure.

Holy shitcock fucker, that kid's test scores really show off his epicicity!

by PsychoShill November 20, 2009

epic fail

epic fail: meaning an awsome fail

dude that was an epic fail

by RFIZZY August 28, 2010

Epic Hippage

The defined muscle of a toned man or a toned woman, which runs from the hip down to the crotch region (obviously more prominent and commonly seen on men, haha!). Very sexy to see on men who are ripped, or just in general!

"omg! did you see that guy with EPIC hippage!?...so sexy!"

"gotta love a topless man with epic hippage!"

An example as used in another term of the same meaning: Fight Club Lines: Brad Pitt with his shirt off in Fight Club. Or Jared Leto (of 30 Seconds to Mars/Requiem for a Dream fame) in Fight Club.

by Kelgo5510 October 31, 2011

epic

sophie playing the harmonica

"who thats so epic shes playing the harmonica"!!!

by harmomicas rocks February 28, 2013

Epic

Something so cool, there is no word that people can use to describe it otherwise. Often overused.

friend: -drops a sandwich and screams like very loudly like a dinosaur before kicking it-
you: -laugh so hard your sides hurt- Dude, that was epic.

by snipethecentaur October 11, 2012

epic

a great moment of a person life could be described as epic

19 followers on twitter... now thats the definition of epic

by vicksss October 23, 2012