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Frank-drunk 

As drunk as Frank
Person #1: "How bad was I last night? I can't remember a thing"
Person #2: "You were FRANK-DRUNK."
Person #2: Continues by inserting story of previous night, something along the lines of public urination, passing out in alley ways, screaming at unsuspecting persons, and/or having strange encounters with people one would never meet or see if they were not FRANK-DRUNK
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Designated Drunk Driver 

The guy with the best motor-skills and coordination under the influence of a lot of alcohol out of all the dudes you hang out with. You depend on this guy to to drive you home when all of you are wasted and you trust him with your life. He should be able to take like 20 brews and still drive you back to base without a fatal accident or getting pulled over.
Since we all planed on drinking we decided that Arlen would be the designated drunk driver because he drove back to the city that one night without dying after drinking 15 shots of vlady.
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sleep drunk 

The state of being when you are so tired to have lowered inhibitions and thought processes due to lack of sleep. Very similar to being drunk.
"I pulled an all-nighter last night and had to run straight to class, I stumbled in so sleep drunk that I'm worried what I said aloud during discussion"
sleep drunk by NocturnaLucid October 16, 2004

Kennedy drunk 

Extremely drunk, sometimes leading to driving, skiing, or sexual "incidents" of tragic proportion.
I got Kennedy drunk last weekend and woke up tattooed and naked on a bare mattress next to some uggo.
Kennedy drunk by technogoddess February 8, 2010

Fashionably Drunk 

To show up to a place, party event, or meeting with friends a few minutes late, and somewhat intoxicated. The perfect phrase to let people know that you are fashionable enough to show up a few minutes late, and will be happily drunk when you arrive.
Matt: Hey we are going to the Up, when are you coming down?

Will: Kurt and I are at Kane's house right now, and will be showing up fashionably drunk.

Diaper Drunk 

This term is used to describe someone who has either planned on becomming or is so intoxicated they have to wear a diaper in fear of wetting or soiling their clothing.

Created in 2008.
Man, last night Charles was diaper drunk. He ACTUALLY pissed himself!

yoga drunk 

The blissful, detached state on mind a person temporarily experiences after a good yoga practice, particularly a challenging one. Symptoms include smiling, walking slowly, and forgetting where you parked.
Wow, I'm so yoga drunk after that class, that I left my water bottle in the bathroom, and I can't find my shoes!