avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023

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Dinge

A Color ,not quite white,not quite yellow not quite tan . But almost a dirty version of each color

Wow that white sweatshirt really turned dinge didn't it!

by Twittydinge January 8, 2022

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Ding

What Giovanni Sansone says instead of thing

Hey Nuck, you know dat ding in dat game?

by BigDickDommy March 23, 2019

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ding-a-ling

A dick that makes me happy and I cum each time

My ding-a-ling is talking

by Worm magnet April 7, 2017

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ding off

To "Ding off" meaning to "fuck off", "Go die", "Eat dick", or "Fall down a well". Commonly used by the wealthy to discriminate against the poor.

Stacy: "Hey Johnathan! You did really great in last night's football game against our school rival. Your interception that won the game was amazing!! You really have a talent and I think it's great that you're pursuing a career in football. If anyone can make it all the way, it's gotta be you!"
Johnathan: "Ding off Stacy."

by Jerble Berble November 24, 2016

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