Defcon

A hacker convention located in Las Vegas every summer where people go to:
1: Learn about the latest computer vulnerabilities, exploits, mods, and hacks.
2: Participate in (generally) computer related contests such as Capture the Flag, Wardriving, Wi-Fi Shootout, Scavenger Hunt, and Spot the Fed.
2: Get trashed and hang out with fellow geeks.

"Defcon, where you walk in a n00b, and walk out a 1337 HaXX0R!!1!eleven."
"Dude, we actually got some depleted uranium for the scavenger hunt for 80 points!"
"During PoolCon, I got soooo shitfaced and made out with one of the haxxxor girls.... or at least I think it was one of them."

by Factor January 24, 2005

insurance defense

The chocolate factory (as in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) of the law profession, where desperate attorneys work for a pittance, like Oompa Loompas working for cacao beans. Except in Insurance Defense, the attorneys don't smile and sing happy songs.

I went to a ttt, and now I do insurance defense. In a sad and cruel twist of fate, I can't even afford the insurance rates of my own clients, so my teeth are rotting away, and the pinched nerve in my groin is making me incontinent.

by Sir Humps a Lot February 7, 2007

defecate

to void the bowels; to shit

dude...i just shit all over your floor

(dude...i just defecated all over your floor)

by I <3 Mike Hunt October 10, 2007

defecate

What someone should do on Justin Bieber's face.

Someone need to defecate on that lil bitch.

by AdGarUK January 9, 2012

defiantly

A common misspelling of "definitely". Its origin is unknown.

We defiantly need to do that again!

by moosemum August 4, 2012

Defartification

The process or means by which a gaseous discharge is removed from a porous or absorbant medium(i.e. couch cushion) usually accomplished with the aid of a broom or other form of cleaning agent.

Caution! These seats have just undergone a Defartification process and may still be damp!

by Erik June 9, 2004

defission

n. The state of a relationship with a friend or loved one when their adamantly untreated depression becomes so burdensome that the relationship is threatened to the point of explosion, resulting in a separation. origin: an amalgamation of depression and fission.
n. The depression, worry, frustration and angst resulting from a friend or loved one's own depression, centering around your desire to help and their rejection of your help, and the feelings of sadness and helplessness you feel as the relationship suffers or even ends as a result.
v. The process of destruction of a friendship or relationship with a loved one due to their intolerable and miserable attitudes and behavior resulting from their long term, untreated depression.

"Pete and I are sinking into defission because no matter how hard I try to get him to think positive or make some positive changes in his life, he still refuses to even acknowledge that he is depressed, never mind get treated. It's like he wants to be miserable, and I just don't want to be around that kind of negative energy."

"I'm starting to feel defissioned because Sally is mad at me again for not being supportive and attacking her when I suggest that maybe it's not that people are being mean to her all the time but that her perceptions are warped from her long term depression and she really needs to treat that to solve the problems."

"Joe and I aren't talking anymore, everything is defissioning because he refuses to get his shit together and go to the frickin doctor!" (colloquial)

"Dude, you have two options: defission with all your friends, or go get help."

by high art February 7, 2010