Knock and Don't Run

Knocking on the door of an unsuspecting victim and not running away.The objective is to see how long you can get the person to have their door open for.
Essentially the opposite of nicky nicky nine doors.
Popularized by Neg Dupree of the British TV show, Balls of Steel.

Fun for the whole family!

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I played "knock and don't run" and got a stiff hook to the jaw.
Guy 1: You are such a BAMF.

by Michael "Kwantum Physics" Kwan March 1, 2009

oh mary, don't ask!

Homosexual subculture expression where one over the edge gay man indicates that the news or incident that has happened to him isjust too terrible to explain (but he's going to tell you anyway); Mary ... another gay man

QUESTION: So where is the autographed program from the Barbra Streisand concert?
REPLY: Oh Mary, don't ask! After I rode the train for two fucking hours out to Port Jefferson, that fucking tight assed bitch wouldn't sell it to me.

by Frankie & Johnny April 8, 2005

i don't know

the foundation of a relationship

what are you lookin at? i don't know! what were you just talkin about? i don't know!

by leonidas300 August 6, 2007

Don

A Don is someone who has an important presence in someone's life. A Don is also a brilliant, genius, and adorable young man who has a groupie. The groupie makes him birthday cards and comment about him on social networking sites. They also replace movie titles with his name. The Don enjoys the attention, of course.

Wow guise look at how amazing that Don is. We should start to follow him everywhere he goes.

by GirlinScarfwhichisGreen September 3, 2012

Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009

Don't worry about it

A phrase used to answer any number of questions and can only be used by the champion(s) of beer pong.

1) Person 1: Dude u just knocked over 4 of our cups, now we are down 8 - 2.

Person 2: Don't worry about it.

2) Person 1: O man u just drove through tall grass with ur little corolla.

Person 2: Don't worry about it.

by team69 July 25, 2009

i don't give

A contraction of "I don't give a (fill in expletive here).

1: Dude, that kid was talkin some mad shit about you.
2: Man, I don't give. He's just a shit anyway.

by KRHimself December 28, 2005