Glass Disorder

A psychological disorder famously known for appearing in royals. It is when you believe that you (or your body parts) are made of glass and could break at any moment. Royals who had it In early centuries wore soft clothing to "protect themselves from shattering". It is absolutely devastating.
you have glass disorder.
by ThisIsImportant January 09, 2025
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dazai pegger disorder

A very serious mental disorder in which the person affected feels the very carnal urge to breed, and passionately peg Dazai Osamu from the hit anime Bungo Stray Dogs. If this mental illness goes untreated it can result in psychosis, and hallucinations of Dazai’s yummy pink omega hole.
“I jerked off to Dazai r34 for 13 hours straight”

“I think you might have…dazai pegger disorder…”
by Pookie_bead05 November 03, 2023
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auto-immune disorder

An serious illness characterized by the inability to resist the allure of motor vehicles, whether it's buying more cars than you need, needlessly driving/riding in them for extended periods of time, tinkering/upgrading them unnecessarily, etc.
Tim The Tool-man couldn't resist driving his wife's antique Austin-Healey sports car even though she'd expressly forbidden him to touch it. He admits that he has auto-immune disorder --- he's thinking of checking into the Henry Ford Clinic. :P
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
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Testicular Syndrome Disorder

When your testicle is red and puffy and you have a lack of semen. Some Side effects are: Testicular cancer, small penisites (does not spread), and Extreme pain in your balls.
I talked to my doctor. They said I have Testicular Syndrome Disorder.
by Proud Feetus Carrier February 20, 2023
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Fat person disorder

when a lil bitch starts tryna fight everyone
Hey did you hear about the gay guy that fights because someone said he didn't like his music? Yeah, he has fat person disorder right? What a pussy.
by idontlikeyoubruh January 25, 2021
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playboyškatla disorder

playboyškatla disorder is when a person is making up scenarios, and then overthinking about it, and then saying ''how are u?'' to his friend and then starts complaining about it and then pushes people away and starts being uga buga big dum dum. His words are as meaningful as screaming turtles! USELESS! When u tell them and try to help them because ur their friend, he says GO AWAY, but hit me up when u have problems. Sadly doctors haven't found the cure for this diagnosis, BUTTTT the legend says that you just have to invite them to play league.
person 1: how are u?
person 2: DONT ACT LIKE U CARE, UR ASKING ME THIS JUST CUZ U NEED TO!
person 1: ehmmm wtf
person 2: STOP ACTING LIKE U CARE, NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME!
person 1: i diagnose u with playboyškatla disorder!
by bigsmartsmart April 23, 2022
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scrotum disorder

when you grow hair inside your scrotum instead of the outside.
Xavier has hairy testies, he must have scrotum disorder. I feel bad for him :(
by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018
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