crush scale

A scale used to determine how infatuated you are with a certain someone.

1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.

Person 1: Bruh, you like that girl?

Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.

Person 1: I got you bruh.

by caonima December 15, 2013

crush pad

A house that has the sole purpose for having girls over and fucking them. Usually crush pads have very minimal furniture and decorations and are located in quiet neighborhoods so as to not draw any attention.

Example 1: Jill knew she was in a crush pad and knew what was about to go down when she went to Steve's house after their first date dinner and there was only a sofa, bed and tv in the bedroom.

Example 2:

Charles: "Hey bro I heard you got a new place how are you settling in."
Dave: Oh bro I'm already done with the place just set my bed up, 2 chairs and a tv. Fridge is full of beer and liquor.
Charles: Sounds like a bad ass crush pad bro.
Dave: No doubt it is.

by Kadoo34 February 9, 2014

Crush syndrome

When someone has a crush on you and you think you like them because you're so flattered.

She's really ugly, I can't see why he'd want to date her. Problably just crush syndrome.

by MLG_pro_69_420_Blaze_it September 18, 2016

Crushing Tush

Similar to crushing puss. When gay dudes go out looking for man tail.

Bro: Man, I love this song. Gets me in the mood for crushing tush
Dude: You mean crushing puss right?

Bro: ya sure... Pussy...love that stuff

by givehimtheclamps April 14, 2017

crushedinsanity

A large fucking dickhead. A guy/girl that loses EVERY single fucking raid they host and literally sucks BOOTY.

That guy crushedinsanity was a real dickhead last night.

by Moonify June 13, 2017

Crushies

Crushies is when you like someone and when you see them your chest starts to feel tight and you get butterflies.

Eg: " Ugh I have the crushies because of you :/ "

by I ❤️ D.M October 2, 2018

crusen

When the woman grabs your penis and the male grabs her arm in a jerking motion. Not to be confused with the Dutch rudder.

My girl gave me a Crusen last night

by Pfhim March 14, 2019