"Dude, i got four fingers into her crumpet"
"Yeah, the crumpet was a little hairy, but she had a nice rack..."
"Yeah, the crumpet was a little hairy, but she had a nice rack..."
by Chode Master September 6, 2003
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That guitarist is a real crumbum. He is so out of tune it sounds like he is trying to be experimental
by keithke September 12, 2010
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Get the crumble bed mug.Sporadic, weak or low-investment gestures of interest from a suiter or would-be partnerm that obscures the fact that the suiter or would be partner is not actually invested in the relationship. Often employed to keep the relationship just barely going in a way that does not heavily burden the person delivering the asshole crumbs but keeps his or her options perennially open.
After we had sex the first time she said she is scared that she is falling in love with me, but since then all I've gotten is a text now and then and some other asshole crumbs. OR : Narcissists are very good at sprikling some asshole crumbs in front of you just as you're about to completely write them off.
by Bill from Boston April 11, 2017
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