Oblyveus Cracker

Caucasian rapper who believes he is the greatest hip hop artist of all time, but who is fat and dorky. The godfather of 5150 Drift style of hip hop.

He's not a rapper, he's fat, white, geeky, and bald. Thats Oblyveus Cracker crazy cracker rapper.

by {======}~~~$m0k3r July 20, 2010

The Cracker Barrel

Giving/recieving a blowjob at a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

Michael : Hey, what did you and your girlfriend do during your anniversary?

Aiden: My girl gave me the Cracker Barrel

Michael: That's it?

Aiden: Nah we also did the Batman

by Minekwaft December 5, 2019

Cracker Porn

"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".

You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!

by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013

Cracker Smacker

It’s when someone hits a cracker, or a white person

Alex is a cracker smacker.

by Charlie Easy January 31, 2022

Christ on a cracker

When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER

Mia slips falls and busted her ass, I laughed so hard as she screamed Christ on a cracker

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

Axle cracker

A speed bump. So named because if you drive too fast over one, it can cause serious damage to the suspension and/or axles of your car.

I had to take my car to the shop because I drove over an an axle cracker that I didn't see. The repairs cost me more than the car itself!

by meow2u3 August 25, 2010

vampire cracker

A picked off scab

Dave loves to pick off his scabs and offer them to other people as vampire crackers.

by SnowBunnyAK47 November 7, 2015