Cowboy Stomp

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Smarter

Cowboy Stomp is the bee's knees of the new millennium.

by LNW2.0 November 24, 2021

Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.

Rachel woke me up with a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just marry her!

by bruhhurb December 3, 2020

cowboy

a bad ass mf

yeah man david allan coe was the rinestone cowboy

by Nccowboy April 11, 2022

Cowboys Ride

A type of fetish where a male lays down naked and another male rides his shlong and the dude laying down jerks the male riding him until he creams

Hey dude
Hm
Want me to give you a cowboys ride?

Sure why not

by Darianyen September 27, 2025

plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.

post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.

by SmashTheState August 20, 2023

Cowboy Lemonade

Hot n' foamy piss from a flaccid man in cowboy boots.

"Hey have you ever tried cowboy lemonade?"

"Actually yeah, I have it on the tap if you know what I'm sayin'"

by Anonymous_012398 July 1, 2022

keyboard cowboy

Someone that goes FUCKING CrAzY behind a Twitter post or email or text but is totally harmless and rather sweet in real life.

The keyboard Cowboy walks in and says

“I need to see you immediately”. Walks into the room…. “Hi! How are things?!”

by silviasm September 2, 2022