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corpseknocker

One who engages in intercourse with corpses.
by Bob January 20, 2003
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Corpsish

Practicly dead with minimal movement or response. Only signs of life are moaning, grunting, breathing or farting
Dereks been acting corpsish since this morning I think hes on drugs or dead.
by Triple J October 2, 2005
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Corporate Dump

Taking a dump that last so long it's like your holding a meeting.
Man Jimmy has been in there for an hour!!! I think he's taking a corporate dump...
by MimicZ December 16, 2010
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corpse fuck

After seeing the gorgeous dead man's picture, Jane dug him up and corpse fucked him.

When you're dead I'll dig you up and corpse fuck you.

Tom is a creeper that goes around corpse fucking freshly buried grandma's.
by Corpse Fucking Mary December 30, 2010
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Corporate Marriage

A couple who gets married just so they can wear wedding rings to make their image better. There is no real "love" in the relationship.
Bill usually cheats on Debbie when he's away on a corporate meeting, but he can just shrug it off. Their in a corporate marriage. She usually cheats on him when he's away too.
by Rytha February 24, 2011
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Corpy

Someone who is basic and isn't original. They copy and steal someone else's words, jokes etc,
because they can't come up with their own, so most of the time they copy others and make it like it looks like they own it.
You most likely will notice when someone is stealing your jokes/words when you've used it first, and another person use it after you pretending like they said it first like a hundred times.
Person 1: GFYS, I'm so done with u.
Person 2: *Few minutes later* GFYS.
Person 1: Wow you never used that word before, this is not the first time you copy someone. You're such a corpy.
by nutelladorito May 20, 2014
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corptard

A corptard (short for corporate retard) is a person who is employed by a large corporation who quite frankly should not even be employed. This person has the intelligence (intellectual, social, political and emotional) of a brain-damaged hamster. A corptard can be found hiding in all ranks of an organisation. An easy way to identify a corptard in your organisation is through the following behaviours: a) replying all when it is completely unnecessary or inappropriate to do so b) using corporate social media to post things that would even be embarrassing on Facebook c) a very low level of elevator-etiquette and d) wearing strip-club clothing to work.
Did that guy just wish everyone in the organisation a “happy humpday” via social media? What a corptard!
by feluna March 29, 2015
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