Cooked pussy

Eating pussy after your girl has run a marathon or triathlon before she takes a shower

Marinated pussy occurs if she shits her pants while running the event

My girl is running a marathon today, I’m gonna eat some cooked pussy tonight

by Mc1! September 6, 2025

Cooked

Not in a good situation, or something is on the verge of failure, or has already failed. The positive version of this would be "cooking".

I haven't studied at all this week, I'm cooked on this test Friday.

by Lillypads1101 September 8, 2025

cooked

"cooked" has many meanings. One can be used for when you did something great or well and the other can be used when something bad or not expected happens.

"You cooked last night in your basketball game"

"You forgot to turn in your final essay, you're cooked"

by caprithebandit September 9, 2025

Conker

slur referring to active members on the testosterone x gaming discord server founded by jake rix

andrew is a fukn conker that nga

by tapmw September 22, 2025

cooked

Being the synonym for "fucked up", the slang term "cooked" means a) becoming addicted to caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin because of having to stay up late doing mountaining amounts of college assignments, b) experiencing brain rot due to having as much screen time as an "iPad kid" (the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices kind of kids")

After pulling three all-nighters fueled by Tombocantuxin and binge-watching every episode of my favorite series, I'm officially cooked—my brain feels like mush and I can’t even remember my own name!

by Emotional Cruiser October 1, 2025

Cooked

done for/getting a ass whooping/in deep trouble

Bro eli is so cooked because his mom caught him geeked

by Amia Chiuec November 7, 2025

Cooked

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by Theyfw_JayT November 11, 2025