cooked my goose

pissed me off
The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.
by Fried Hog December 07, 2013
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Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.
Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?
by Anonymore August 29, 2016
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vibe cooking

A style of cooking in which you go with the flow, use the recipe solely as a reference, and make most of it up as go, tasting along the way
I’m so glad I picked up vibe cooking, following the recipe exactly is so 2024.
by JefeTheChefe February 12, 2025
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Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.
(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.
by Thatfatgirl1985. October 17, 2017
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taiya cooke

the fittest person to ever live
taiya cooke is the fittest girl in the entire existence
by luke.sim0 December 01, 2022
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Warren Cook

Infamous early 2010's internet user (and presumably an internet troll) mainly known for making "fake VHS openings." Warren Cook was a subject of ridicule by internet users (and aspies generally) as a way to hurt or make fun of him, like making "grounded videos" or "hate videos" out of him. Warren's face was once shown online revealing him as some sort of Hispanic child with numb-lips, but it's unsure if it actually is him or not.
Warren Cook, you are suspended from school for only 43 days. Your manners of misbehavior and overreaction are not tolerated in any standard guidelines of this school. From this point on, you won't be able to come back until you have improved.
by blank flank March 17, 2023
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muffins getting a cooking

When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven
Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex
by Epicbowler August 26, 2023
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