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Wipe to Confirm

The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"
John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man
by John Dale August 15, 2012
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walk of confidence

Boss, swag, Obama walk,
He came in here with a walk of confidence!
by Immytfine August 29, 2017
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Small dick confidence

When someone give the expression of being macho and grandiose. But when the time comes to deliver, they under fulfil and you are left severely disappointed.
Friend A: Did you see Dave last night at the party? He was on fire!

Friend B: ohh I was with him last week, hes nice to talk to but once you get to know him you will see he's just small dick confidence.
by Maverick601 August 25, 2018
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Sudden Onset Confidence Syndrome

When someone, through some means (usually weight loss), gains a large and sudden boost to their confidence that turns them into egotistical dickheads. It can also exacerbate egos for people who were faking it and now that they have real confidence it makes them appear like they're bragging all the time.
Fella: Hey, did you see that Gary lost a ton of weight recently?
Mate: Yeah! Notice how he hates fat people now? And he scoffs at chicks that he previously would have crawled dick first through a valley of glass just for them to notice him?
Fella: I have!

Mate: Ya boy's got a bad case of Sudden Onset Confidence Syndrome.
by RussNuts July 16, 2019
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Blind liking for self confidence

A phenomenon on dating platform like tinder.
Upspeed blind liking of profiles without looking at photo's and descriptions.
It provides a boost on the self confidence of women, because they think all men like them.
But only when a female makes the match, shall the man make his choice.
Blind liking for self confidence
Waiting for the train and you dont have enough time to inspect all profiles.

So you are blind liking profiles at tinder for gaining self confidence at women.
by ontjie October 22, 2020
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Blind liking for self confidence

A phenomenon on dating platform like tinder.
Upspeed blind liking of profiles without looking at photo's and descriptions.
It provides a boost on the self confidence of women, because they think all men like them.
But only when a female makes the match, shall the man make his choice.
Blind liking for self confidence
Waiting for the train and you dont have enough time to inspect all profiles.

So you are blind liking profiles at tinder for gaining self confidence at women.
by ontjie October 22, 2020
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pee of confirmation

the trickle or absolute blast that occurs after the finish of a dump nit is the only way to be certain of completion
I took a dump and left before I had the pee of confirmation and I was hit like a truck during class
by kingofpoo32 July 6, 2021
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