Clunting

1When you have to count something whilst being being stoned Blunt + counting = Clunting

2also when you miss the vagina and hit something else with your penis and it makes a clunk sound

1) james was so high he was clunting the squiggles in front of his eyes.

2) im blue balled because of the clunting i did last nights.

by nomedeplume January 16, 2010

cluntis

The required name of all children.

My child is named Cluntis H. Horatio Pantaloons.

by OlbapLRP March 4, 2018

cluntsterfuck

Cluntsterfuck

noun

1. A hot mess.
2. When the big tent is falling down around your ears.

Today has been a total cluntsterfuck since the elephants for loose!

by Cluntcar March 5, 2021

Cluntus

To prolapse ones anus and wipe the juices into a surface

Im gonna cluntus all over your bedsheets later

by PussyClarter February 26, 2024

cluntus

To prolapse ones anus and wipe the juices into a surface

I’m gonna cluntus all over your sheets

by PussyClarter February 26, 2024

Cluntus

To prolapse your anus and wipe the juices into a surface.

Dude, I’m gonna cluntus all over your sheets!

by PussyClarter February 27, 2024

CLUNTERBANG

CLUNTERBANG (noun/verb)
/ˈkluhn-tər-bang/

Definition:
A loud, chaotic, and questionably consensual-sounding crash that comes from behind a closed door, usually involving at least one person falling, furniture moving, and some kind of hookup, accident, or high-speed booty-related miscalculation. Can be sexy, scary, or both.

"There it was—the unmistakable sound of a clunterbang. A chair tipped, a moan echoed, and someone yelled 'MY KNEE!' We just turned up the music."

by Sanfranloko May 15, 2025