bop on the clock

suck dick for a living. 'bop' like the head motion of sucking dick, "on the clock" referring to working and getting paid for it.

Chick #1: "Lissa hooks up with everyone. All she freaking does is blow guys all day"
Chick #2: "Hell yea! She bop on the clock, ya feel me?"

by Harijuku Barbie December 30, 2013

clock

clock clock

clock!

by Associated February 15, 2023

Clocking In

sticking your penis in a vagina for the first time.

"Hey! I'm Clocking In!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Clock Throbber

A girl who steals your clock while tricking and teasing your cock, with no intention to sleep with you.

Brittany is a real clock throbber. She's wasting you're time, turning you on and making you think you might have a chance to sleep with her.

by Mannos817 July 6, 2020

Westminster Alarm Clock

A sexual act closely related to a handjob. The receiver positions themselves so his phallus is accessible. At precisely the top of the hour, a partner grasps the receiver’s phallus and yanks on it with the force equivalent to the bell-ringers at Big Ben. This is succeeded by a shriek of either happiness or pain from the receiver. The amount of tugs depends on the time at the top of the hour. Dubbed “The Westminster Alarm Clock” due to Hugh Lupus Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster, having the act performed on him prior to the construction of Big Ben. Disgruntled neighbors typically awoke to 8 loud evenly spaced shrieks each morning.

Gina: What time is it?
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!

by TESTICLETWISTER October 13, 2024

Clock

Something that tells time also somethings thats controlling it controls when you do things EVERYTHING IS DONE ACCORDING TO IT

ITS TIME OR YOU TO WAKE UPREAD THE CLOCK YOU DROPOUT-mom

by Dabigpp March 1, 2023

Time clock

A time clock can't read 4:33 one second before reading 4:22. 11 seconds don't pass in one.

Something about the time clock on the college game was off, since the time was moving a little quick for reality.

by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021