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Filipino Chainsaw

When one grabs his penis and ejaculates by rubbing it up and down a person's leg, for this work, you must make chainsaw noises (from the penis) and sploodge in the area directly behind the kneecap. You have to be within a 10 ft radius of a historical statue related to Manny Pacquiao; a statue that must be near a water source.
Nico: "I really want to do c&b, but this Filipino chainsaw thing sounds even better!"
Penis: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRR"
by The New Jersey Times December 5, 2022
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ganking your chain

A phrase to describe scratching under or around a mans own testicles and immediately smelling his own hand.

Ganking your chain can be any process by which one smells the potent odor surrounding their balls, but the hand mechanism is a common connotation.
An example of ganking your chain: I was ganking my own chain after my workout and I had some serious Mexican stinky balls going on. I ganked my chain after my shower and my gouch was pristine.
by chainganker123 July 15, 2011
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texas chainsaw

When a man tries to saw his penis into your poon
Man Jeff tried to texas chainsaw me last night
by Jbroiz December 29, 2013
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Chainsaw man

rated or valued too highly.
"We got CM'ed again buy the new season of anime."
"Yeah all those shows were overrated AF."

"I can't believe that everyone treated chainsaw man as the second coming of Jesus. it wasn't bad just not that good"
by IHateEverythingAndEvery1 December 28, 2022
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rattles your chains

an expression used in relation to "floats your boat"
kitey (11:54:32 PM): yes amazing
kitey (11:54:33 PM): no me
kitey (11:54:35 PM): not you!
tdavenport(11:54:36 PM): o
tdavenport(11:54:40 PM): idk bout tht
tdavenport (11:54:51 PM): whatever rattles your chains
by tdavenport001 February 18, 2009
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Chainman

a ravaging psycotic beast of a man that carries on his person 120ft of chains weighing out at 80lbs usually bald or short haired showing signs of sleep deprivation, tends to smoke alot and drink liquor in excessive ammounts
Hey! looks its Chainman!
by Matthew 'fairyboy' Smith October 10, 2006
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yank my chain

Last night it felt so good to finally yank my chain
by Dillhole17 January 11, 2014
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