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chad honey

A term used to describe the gross cum of a jock - usually named Chad.
"I ate my buddies' chad honey, but now he has a wife and kids so I can't even look him in the eye."
by euronymous96 January 10, 2020
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Chad

by BorgerZSS September 1, 2021
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chad

your white as a whiteboard and you are cool
you a chad
by thorndraco2011 March 6, 2023
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Chad

someone who is not a pathetic stalker. will never hack your computer and write creepy shit on the internet. someone who could go on forever about this disgusting stuff but has better things to do with his life
by Chaddie E November 22, 2021
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Chad da Don

A hardworking man surrounded by the smartest most beautiful women, However, he only has eyes for one woman and that's what makes him a man of integrity.
by beuuuu June 15, 2022
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Chad oilfield blumpkin

When a gay flowback hand goes and takes a shit in a porta shitter on location and his gay boyfriend comes over and gives him head while he’s taking a shit.
My gay lover gave me a Chad oilfield blumpkin yesterday and I nutted so fast.
by Big Chad February 28, 2025
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Chad Dev

A Chad Dev is a programmer who firmly believes that real coding peaked in 1978 with The C Programming Language. They scoff at modern conveniences, insisting that true mastery comes from suffering in the terminal. They write exclusively in C, run Emacs/Vim with no plugins because man > machine, and open every terminal session with htop “just to check things are fine.” Their Makefiles are legendary, hundreds of lines of cryptic rules they barely remember but proudly flaunt as proof of skill. Publicly, they declare things like “Java is for interns,” while secretly automating a few tasks in Python. Arch Linux (btw) runs on their battered ThinkPad, adorned with stickers no one can read.
“I asked Paul for a simple JSON parser… he wrote a custom C parser with manual memory management. Such a Chad Dev.”
by Hucode September 19, 2025
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