Great canadian fishhook

To be balls deep in your girl, and then you take two fingers and insert them into her anus and form a hook with them. Use those fingers to anchor her down as her legs are wrapped around you.

Jim - "Hey fred, so i was balls deep in your mom last night..."

Fred - "Did you give her the 'Great Canadian Fishhook'?"

by Uncle Touchie December 5, 2018

French Canadian lap dance

A lap dance where you pour gravy and cheese curds on the dancer

I got a tasty French Canadian lap dance last night and found a cheese curd in my hair this morning

by Mr. Mongoloid May 15, 2019

Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist

An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.

Have you heard of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist?

by HI#2 October 1, 2019

The Canadian Knuckle Buster

This is when you attempt to anally fist a large, burly, unshaved woman using only maple syrup as lube while Oh Canada plays softly in the background.

Ex. I was at the Hosher Hut last night and met an amazing women. She took me back to her place only to crack open some maple syrup and try The Canadian Knuckle Buster.

by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020

French Canadian Kiss

Like French kiss but more polite and dyed, often follows by an apology.

We were kissing last night.
French?
No, it was French Canadian Kiss I was very nice and I said sorry at the end since she’s my aunt.

by Justin True Tho March 14, 2022

The Royal Canadian

Oral sex with a Canadian which includes the pouring of maple syrup over the genitals.

I was giving her The Royal Canadian as she sang the national anthem.

by Maple Leaf Princess December 5, 2018

Cries in Canadian

A facetious cry that lacks true empathy.

Dude: OH gawd I just spilled my latte on my new sweater!

Chick: Awww. Quite a shame. **Cries in Canadian**

by Papa Macro January 5, 2023