cum blasted

1. To be shot in the face with a huge load of jizz that was being held in over a period of 2 weeks.

"Damn Corey's mom really got cum blasted after that BJ last night"

by Big Jerms August 24, 2005

I'M CUMMING

Possibly one of the most annoying/truthful lines in any porn or hentai. Shouted by anyone who is at their limit during sex, and is so overwhelmed by the intense pleasure that their minds literally backfire, forcing them to shout this due to a lack of words to properly describe what is about to happen.

Guy: Ah, FUCK, I'M CUMMING!!!!!!
Girl: Already? Man, you suck.
Guy: Yea, but your just as bad as me. in 3-2-1..
Girl: DAMMIT, IM CUMMING TOO!!!!

by Boltstrike December 5, 2007

cum donkey

a girl who after performing oral sex carries the cum in her mouth to the nearest sink to spit it out, hence the donkey refrence.

That Julia is such a cum donkey she can handle up to four guys in one trip.

by ufodog624 July 29, 2008

cum scraper

A guy who knows his cum dumpster girlfriend is cheating on him and like an idiot continues to date her.

"Are you still chillin with that fuckin whore?"

"Ya, she only banged him five times so what?"

"Your gonna be scrapin the cum off of her you cum scraper"

by sketchnutz November 16, 2009

Cum-Spoiler

When a guy is watching porn and just in the moment of ejaculation the video switches to a shot of the male porn actor's face, or the male porn actor pulls out to change positions without any warning such as a slow dissolve. Or any undesired shot that pops up just when you're cumming. Further examples: shots of the guy's ass hole while camera is underneith a doggy-style position, any shot where you can see the guy's ass hole or it's too close to the camera, or any shot where the female leaves the screen. They spoil your apex and make you want to start over in many cases.

You're better off watching POV if you're going to jack off, or you run the risk of catching a cum-spoiler right in the middle of your nut

by Captain Beef Strogginoff November 16, 2010

Cum bunny

A more affectionate term for a woman with a cum fetish, as opposed to more seemingly derogatory terms such as "cum slut," etc.

"Make me your little cum bunny, baby."

by Tjjmon October 13, 2017

cum doll

Somone who is pretty who lets you cum all over them. Also, why the fuck are you looking for a cum doll?

Get the fuck off here if you are looking for a cum doll. Produce semen!

by ULUVSEX July 18, 2016