covid whore

An unemployed stripper who has to turn tricks to pay the bills

Lollipop: Oh hell no, Bitch, don't you be bringing your nasty covid whore ass on my street.
Mandy: Fuck you, Sasquatch. Maybe you should put a mask on, you will probably make more money.

by Butter Mike May 18, 2020

COVID-19

Short for "COronaVIrusDisease-2019."

I just defined Covid-19.

by Jinad October 17, 2022

Covid-chronicles

The never-ending string of YouTube videos you produced while 'sheltering in place.'

Hey dude, check out my covid-chronicles! They're fascinating! I've caught it all on video! I get up...make my breakfast...stare at the wall...make my lunch...roll around on the floor...stare some more...make some supper...twirl in place until I'm dizzy...go to bed...

by East Tennessee April 14, 2020

COVID-19

“Just a shitty cold”

Mexican: damn bruh I heard you got that COVID-19
Man Candy: nah bruh it’s just a shitty cold

by Eli Manning/Teagrin/Tachanka/ June 13, 2021

covid rat

a person who has covid and u want to make fun of them bc they don’t wear there mask- an insult

ew get away from me covid rat!!

by chArLoTTtTeEeE January 21, 2022

COVID-hav

verb-the act of holding oneself to a high standard of behvior during COVID

Griselda struggle greatly during most of 2020. Due to her strong desire to see and be seen, she found it incredibly difficult to COVID-hav.

by Slamb Doctor November 18, 2020

Covid time

The weird manipulation of the perception of time during the covid-19 lockdown

"You remember when school started? Was it last week? Week before that? Earlier this week? Eh, covid time, you know how it is"
"Yep, covid time"

by somebrookdlyn October 24, 2020