Cortaca

Cortaca is more than the football game where Cortland State kick's Ithaca's ass, but is the mindset all should have during the year at Cortland State. It cannot be defined- it must be lived.

"Cortaca!"
"WOO!"

by Cortaca Woo November 12, 2009

Courtesy Flush

When someone has dropped a nasty shit in a public bathroom that subsequently begins to stink in the next stall. The dropper of the nasty shit must flush his/her toilette to rid the bathroom of the shit smell that is being realeased from the fresh shit pile.

Hey u next to me, you're shit smell is making me light headed, can you give a nigga a courtesy flush.

by CpnIt October 5, 2009

courtesy stitches

This is a procedure that is done at the woman's or man's request after the woman has given birth. Giving birth literally tears the vagina to shreds. The courtesy stitch is a courtesy FOR THE GUY so that he can enjoy having sex with a woman whose vagina is not 8 inches in diameter.

Bob agreed to have children only is Margaret agreed to have courtesy stitches after birth.

by Brian Washington October 19, 2006

courtney

notorious for giving hickeys

dayumm did you see that hickey that courtney gave that kid?

by anonymous456975 May 8, 2011

Courtney

A short beautiful crazy girl who never knows when to shut her mouth...

If you are friends with a courtney you are one lucky bitch

Omg that chick must be a courtney she's pretty crazy

by Hayes.lover. November 15, 2014

Corte

When someone sends a shitty meme in a group text or tags you in a shitty meme.

I just got a random stupid meme from johnny, he just corted me.

by Snow nose February 9, 2015

Cortina

A range of four and six cylinder sedans created by ford, running from the late 60's through to the mid 80's. Offered as only a 4 cylinder in the european market, Ford Australia imported numerous Cortina's and fitted them with a six cylinder engine from the local family sized car of the time the Falcon, whilst this endowed the cortina with prodigious straight line speed, the heavier six cylinder tended to make the car understeer. The increase in power and despite a heavier engine in the front, does make the six cylinder cortina an excellent car for burnouts. The easiset way to tell the difference between a 4 and 6 cylinder Cortina is the presence of a "bulge" on the bonnet in six cylinder equipped cars.

Wow, that guy in that cortina just went past us like we were standing still.

Person 1: wow that guy with his car firmly implanted into that wall must have forgot there was a corner there.
Person 2: no thats a six-cylinder cortina they tend to do that.

The hoon proceeded to do many burnouts in his pristine stock Cortina.

by Gavyn_01 May 30, 2008